That's less than reassuring.

[He sips his own punch. It's fruity and so strong it could peel paint.]

I'm having a hard time figuring out if the vibe is truly off or if I'm just being reactive. Like everything looks like it's from the past, and this is America, so everything is already kinda wrong.

[He doesn't say that loudly, but he's not whispering either.]

So that could be all it is. But I dunno. I feel like the HOA and the Stepfords are judging me or something.