It might just be because he's edging uncomfortably close to madness of his own with how insane all of this is, but somehow that makes him feel a little better. So, probably not a crazy cultist.

(He won't rule it out just yet, but it's definitely lowered.)

"Well, I've never woken up in bed with a strange woman before," he retorts drily. "It's a day of firsts all round."

But... there's no getting around his primary problem at this point.

"However, er..." He takes a breath, bracing himself for- what, exactly, he's not sure. "If we're going to get dressed first, I... I'm going to need your help. I'm blind."