Not a bad idea. Of course, Sans will have to learn the rules of being human on top of the rules of being a human here, but that's his own problem. If nobody ever finds out he's not human, that would be ideal for him.

"Seems like a lot of work even if it's just a little universe jumping," Sans says, the tone clearly indicating a joke at the idea that such a thing would be little at all. It's easy to hear the way his mouth quirks into a grin. "It's too bad whatever brought us here didn't give us some instructions."

Really, if you're going to kidnap a bunch of people, it would be polite to at least introduce yourself. So far all Sans is finding are oblivious natives and fellow kidnapping victims. (Which means whoever it is either isn't here at all or is playing dumb. Too early to tell.)