Good, because you don't have presents.

[ If he's going to be a jerk about this, then fine. She will, too. After a week of walking on eggshells around him, aware that they're in close quarters and no one's going to take her side if he loses it, Beth's lost all semblance of her temper. ]

You have one. It's gonna take you ten seconds to open it, and then you can go back to whatever the hell you do all day.