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TDM NO. 1


TDM № 1 : December 2023
Part I; Chapter 1. Fires We Don't Put Out

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Hey, neighbor, welcome to the very first TDM for Silent Spring, a semiprivate suburban 60s horrorgame based loosely on the likes of We're Still Here, Holly Heights, and similar. Characters wake up in the uncannily idyllic early 1960s suburbia of Sweetwater, Maryland, an integrated bedroom community of Washington, DC - in the same household as a complete stranger to whom they have apparently always been married, at least according to the eerily and unwaveringly chipper neighbors who seem to know a little more than they should. This TDM will give you a place to test out the setting and get some sample threads if you're going to apply for an invite. Right now there are at least 20 slots available to the general public.

This game and its world, including this TDM, heavily feature nuclear panic, the Red Scare, conformism, sexism and restrictive gender roles, heteronormativity/gender binarism as it relates to being forced into a 'nuclear family', surveillance, gaslighting, brainwashing/propaganda, disinformation, pollution/contamination, poisoning, loss of control, and uncanny valley. IC consequences can involve anything from social shunning to sleep deprivation torture, brainwashing, and nonconsensual administration of large doses of haloperidol. These are the crux of the game and cannot be opted out of — this game offers a very specific flavor of horror and it is up to players whether or not they want to engage. The atmosphere is a dystopia, and while people can certainly bond with each other in extreme circumstances, the point of this game is not an ingame domestic AU, found family, 'adopting' other characters, etc. Although this TDM has been opened for everyone to enjoy, I ask that you be respectful of the work I've put into cultivating a very specific environment. You have full permission to borrow this setting/premise for PSLs focusing on those things.

universe/setting information, role assignment, and FAQs

I. National Everyone-Smile-at-One-Anotherhood Week

Maybe you were on your deathbed, taking your last gasping breaths. Maybe you had just drifted off into sleep. Or maybe you were just in the middle of another ordinary day—but whatever the case may be, you now wake staring at an unfamiliar popcorn ceiling, dressed in a coordinating pajama set or nightgown straight out of the Sears catalog. A complete stranger lies asleep beside you. Perhaps a dog or a cat you don't recognize lies sleeping on a red tartan bed on the floor behind the mahogany footboard.

This is your house, but it’s not your house: on one of the twin dressers in the room, the morning light reflects off the cover glass on a framed photograph of the two of you standing side-by-side and smiling like figures in a Norman Rockwell painting, maybe with a third, also unrecognizable younger party in the foreground between you. A Civil Defense booklet titled ”Survival Under Atomic Attack” hangs halfway off the corner of the dresser, its pages and cover curling upwards with wear atop a dogeared Macy’s Christmas catalog. The other dresser hosts a watch box and a compact radio: yours, if you’re the one wearing the coordinating flannel shirt and pants, or your new husband’s, if you’re in a babydoll-style nightie.

It’s not immediately clear if you’ve found yourself in the fifties or the sixties, at least until you throw on the robe hanging on the back of the bedroom door and head out into the driveway at some point. There you find a rolled newspaper tossed onto the concrete beside a shiny new car, dated December 1, 1960.

Prompt Details:

— All characters wake in a normal human body with any disability aids (including glasses or contact lenses) converted to the most common form of them in the 60s unless a modern development like a sip/blow powerchair is needed for them to be playable. Although cutting edge technologies like myoelectric limbs were just starting to come around at the time, they were not common and readily accessible, and therefore are not allowed.
— Characters have no powers, and regains will not happen in this game. If they biologically need something to function that is fantasy in nature (ex: have to drink blood), that need is gone and replaced with only a normal human’s needs.
— Characters will find their belongings, up to 3 items from home, around the house in normal places for each item to be: a book on the shelf, a framed photo on a flat surface, etc. Items that don’t exist in the regular universe in 1960 may not be brought (ex: gameboy, pokeball, wizard’s staff).
— Characters may bring one normal, non-livestock pet, or may meet said pet for the first time when they wake up in Sweetwater. They can also be petless.
— No items or weapons from after 1960 are allowed, and no weapons more powerful than a hunting rifle or handgun can be brought with them. One weapon per character.



II. Death of a Salesman

You haven’t had much time to acclimate to your new life—maybe a day or two at the most—before there’s a knock on your door. When you open it, a man in a hat and a brown two-piece suit smiles at you, holding a briefcase in one hand and a brand new vacuum cleaner in the other.

“Hey there! My name’s Charlie and I’m here to tell you all about the latest in vacuum technology. Is the man of the house home?”

Regardless of what you say, Charlie the vacuum salesman finds a way to barge into your home and set up his briefcase and vacuum in the center of the living room. He insists that everyone in the family join him to watch, and then the demo begins as he tells the family how inadequate their current vacuum is and how the dirt it leaves behind will make you sick and make your wife look like she can’t keep up with running the house—but if she just buys this vacuum, she’ll be the envy of all of her friends, and isn’t it great timing that there’s a Christmas special on this very unit right now?

He tells the family he’ll give them ‘a moment to think on it’ while he fills up the water canister for the steamer function in the kitchen sink. Characters can hear the faucet running and then shutting off, but the salesman doesn’t emerge with a water tank—he emerges with a butcher’s knife.

“You took too long!” He announces. “I better get to the next house!”

With that, he charges, and begins to attempt to slice or stab whoever’s closest. You’re in luck, or at least it initially seems—it’s two or maybe even three against one. But once you attack him, you’ll notice something odd—the salesman doesn’t seem to react to being sliced at or stabbed, and if your character has a gun, gunshots don’t stop or even slow him. Shooting him in the head, cutting his jugular vein, or beating him on the back of the head are the only ways to kill him - good luck!

Should your household manage to kill him before he kills you, something even stranger happens. The moment he takes his last breath, lying in a pool of his own blood, there’s a knock on the door. If characters ignore it or say “one moment please!”, the knocks get more and more vehement until the hand is practically banging on the door. If they still ignore it, the neighbor strolls around to the window and looks in to see if they’re home, cupping her hands to the glass— but doesn’t react to the dead body. Instead she just smiles brightly, gives an enthusiastic little wave, and points to the door.

When characters finally open the door to let her in, they’ll notice that she’s holding a mop and bucket, smiling brightly.

“I thought you could use a little help cleaning up the mess!”, she says, barging past just like the salesman did before her. At no point does she stop smiling, or seem to register that it’s a dead body—she just starts mopping up the pool of blood, occasionally dunking her mop into the soapy pink water of the bucket, never referring to it as anything other than the vague “the spill”.

If characters ask her for help disposing of the body, she’ll bring in her husband, a similarly cardboard figure who assists the ‘man of the house’ with digging a grave-sized hole in the back yard and dropping the body in. The next day, the ground is undisturbed.




III. We'll become silhouettes

Whoa there, Neighbor! I hope you and your picturesque new family didn't get so comfortable you lost sight of the looming Red Menace. No, it's not just confined to the silver screen: the Communist threat is everywhere, maybe even in your own home—and the skies above. Around 1:15 PM on December 20th, they hear the sound: the air raid sirens clustered like bananas atop the tall poles dotting the city come to life like singing frogs on a bank, sending out long, drawn out calls in a chorus of overlapping pitches. The radios in every room crackle on as if by magic, and a man's transatlantic voice reads the announcement:

"Your attention please. This is Ron Chapman, one of your official civil defense broadcasters with a special message. Military authorities have advised us that an enemy attack by air is imminent. This is a red alert. You are advised to go to your nearest shelter area immediately. Find shelter. There is not time to leave the city.

Your state civil defense director has just issued the following instructions: Please remain calm. Every precaution will be taken for your protection. Keep your radio tuned to this place on the dial throughout the alert period for information. Telephone service to your home may be cut off to permit military and civil defense authorities to carry out vital operations. Do not attempt to join your family or children if they are now separated. They will be cared for where they are. Obey your civil defense warden and find shelter NOW. Take shelter in your basement or in your nearest shelter area. If you can plug in your radio in the basement, take it with you. Use a portable radio set if you have one. Otherwise turn up the volume of your radio so that you can hear it in the basement. Keep calm, don't lose your head. If you are at work, obey your civil defense authorities. Go quickly and calmly to their designated shelter. If your children are at school, they are being directed to shelter by their teachers. If you are in an automobile, pull over to the curb and then go immediately to the nearest shelter area. Do not leave your car where it will block traffic.

This station will continue to stay on the air throughout the alert period to bring you authentic information and official instructions. Stay tuned to 640 or 1240 kilocycles on your radio for official information. Refuse to listen to unauthorized rumors or broadcasts. This is your official civil defense broadcast . . . Your attention please. This is Ron Chapman, one of your official civil defense broadcasters with a special message . . ."


If characters are at the high school, teachers will usher them out of the classroom and down a single packed cement staircase in the direction of the basement, past a yellow and black sign on the wall over the hand railing that reads FALLOUT SHELTER. They don't visibly panic—but it's clear to almost everyone that the teachers are just as afraid as they are, if not moreso. They've simply been deliberately trained not to show it, though there is a quality to the eyes that training can never reach.

The portable emergency radios echo off of the cement floor and stacked barrels of drinking water lining the walls opposite unopened boxes of survival rations. Teachers call roll in strained voices, accounting for every student left in their care—and then, once everyone is in, the heavy metal door to the shelter is closed, shutting out the aboveground world as Principal Jones tells everyone to stay quiet so they can hear the portable radios.

Characters at home have the option of going into the basements of the homes they awoke in, which have some survival rations but hardly qualify as fully outfitted bunkers, or disregarding the civil defense office's commands and risking it to seek safety in the community fallout shelter beneath the Sweetwater Fire Department. It is up to each "couple" whether they split up or seek safety in numbers, whether they prioritize immediacy or amount of protection.

If characters decide to hunker down in the fallout shelter under the fire department, they will be joined by dozens of their terrified neighbors. Responses vary dramatically: some seem almost catatonic, as though unable to believe that the events before them are really unfolding; others weep with fear. A woman breaks free of her husband's arms, screaming that she has to get her son, but a firefighter keeps her from climbing back up the staircase more and more people stream down.

Regardless of where characters choose to shelter, they are trapped there for the next five hours, listening to the Maryland civil defense director's warning circulate over and over in the claustrophobic space. Now might be a good time to field any questions to Dick Clark, your town Civil Defense Officer and Police Chief.

—until at last, the message changes.

"Your attention please. This is Ron Chapman, one of your official civil defense broadcasters with a special message. Military authorities have advised us that the anticipated enemy attack has been diverted. You may now leave shelter and rejoin your families. This concludes the red alert. Your attention please . . ."

Uh oh. Hope you didn't say anything in the heat of the moment you might now regret.



IV. There's no place like (your new) home for the holidays

What a stressful week–even if the townspeople don’t seem too phased by it. In fact, they’re acting as if nothing’s happened at all, and will laugh off any suggestion that anything different might be the case. The neighborhood Christmas party at the grand neocolonial home of HOA president Marjorie Taylor proceeds as planned on the 22nd of the month–Characters’ wardrobes, of course, already contain some cocktail attire, but if it doesn’t suit their tastes, they can find all of the latest fashions on display in the completely normal department store.

Punch made by Marjorie herself is served in a tremendous green Tupperware bowl, though those who would prefer a simple cocktail will have no trouble finding one on any of the bar carts around the house. Mistletoe dangles from the arch leading to the secluded hallway lined with doors to the guest room and downstairs bathroom, out of the sight of those who might judge a character for stealing a kiss from someone other than their new spouse. Married couples dance in the living room while their friends perch on the couch like an overloaded liferaft to watch. The air of the room is bright, jovial, loud - the red threat looms in the dark unknown beyond the windows, but for the moment, all is well. Enjoy yourself, neighbor!




V. Slip a sable under the tree

Three days after Marjorie's successful neighborhood Christmas party comes Christmas morning. When characters head down the stairs (or step into the living room on the same floor, if they're the 'child' of one of the newly introduced couples), they'll find the fully decorated Christmas tree that greeted them upon their arrival now has a few presents wrapped in metallic reds and silvers resting at its base, one for each party in the household, addressed simply with From: Santa.

The catch? The wrapping paper is impossible to open, the ribbons are impossible to tie and uncut, until everyone sits down as a family and opens them together in a true representation of an old-fashioned American Christmas morning.

Characters will receive 1 extra item from their homeworld abiding by the starting inventory guidelines—but the item has to be deeply personal, and something that they're uncomfortable with others seeing... which, judging by the similar reaction their new housemates have to their own presents, almost seems to be by design. It could be a compromising photo, a piece of subversive literature, a relic of who they were and things they'd rather remain hidden... but whatever it is, they've now been seen with it.



Players may keep TDM threads canon if both players are admitted, and TDMers are encouraged to play around with multiple possible family member matches. Have fun!
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: YORICK)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
...As a matter of fact, I do! [He takes a breath, reminded all over of how the soft nostril flaps move with that breeze, how the feeling of the air touches somewhere near where swallowed food moves.] One very good name.

...Papyrus. [His voice - and to some extent, his expression - are hopeful, fearful. What if this guy doesn't recognize his name? What if he does?
ribticklers: (157)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-04 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[The recognition is immediate and obvious on Sans's face, with the way his eyes widen and his smile drops entirely. He hates this human body more than ever right now. It's not that he hadn't considered, with all the strangeness of the circumstances here, the people being brought from different times and places, that the other timelines of his own world could be involved. It's not, but--he also couldn't consider that for real. Couldn't let himself hope for anyone he knew when they were all dead. Couldn't hope for his brother. But now--

His face twists out of his control again, suspicion and hope fighting with each other. He tries to pull everything back into neutral and just barely manages, but there's no denying the expression was there plenty long enough to be seen. Is this Papyrus? It has to be. But it could be a trick. He doesn't know who would trick him like that, who could. Whoever brought him here, maybe. But-- But--

Sans doesn't say anything. He just stands there. That might be an answer on its own.]
spaghettimonster: (SHADOWED CONFUSION)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-04 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[That face journey does, very strongly, imply an answer. But that silence is longer than he'd expect, and somehow relief doesn't seem to be one of the fighting emotions. What reason is there for maybe-Sans to be so skeptical it's really Papyrus...?

...Papyrus got here, like this, somehow. Those photos of this face, posed with some other family (all actually equally confused about it), got here... somehow. And a person acting like Sans, or Papyrus, isn't necessarily the same as being one of them, is it? He vaguely remembers Undyne saying something, back in the day. That humans could read and control minds, that she couldn't let herself even start to falter around one, just in case. Could someone be reading his mind and... pretending to be his brother? Pretending to be him? Why else would maybe-Sans be so skeptical?

...He doesn't know. They haven't really talked about some sorts of things, in a while.]


Is... Is your name, maybe...?

[He falters, lets the silence hang between them. To volunteer a name or not volunteer a name, that is the other question.]
ribticklers: (128)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-04 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Sans's throat is dry. He adds that to the list of terrible things about this human body, sharpens his gaze, and answers.]

Sans.

[He's got his eyes locked on Papyrus's(?) face, ready to read every little twitch of an expression. If this isn't Papyrus, if this is someone lying to him, he'd be able to tell, right?]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: RELIEF)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-04 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sans.

[Papyrus pronounces it the same way as ever, recognition and relief in hearing it offered, even if the nagging doubts aren't really dispelled. But that alone isn't what drives him to take a step forward - of all things, that suspicious staring is more convincing than the answer of name itself.]

Are you okay? Have you been here long?
ribticklers: (157)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-04 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus. It's Papyrus, or it's a trick good enough to deceive him about his own brother, his brother who died, his brother who turned to dust and is now right here, in front of him, in a human body but here--

Sans's face twists again, sadness he hasn't and isn't about to deal with and desperate hope before he smashes it all back down under a shakier than usual smile.]


Like three weeks, I guess? [Three weeks tomorrow, actually.] I didn't think anybody else was here.
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: RELIEF)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-04 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[That face journey keeps being a thing, but... Well, Papyrus has been feeling his own face doing all sorts of things all along, too. And it wouldn't be the end of the world, to read his (apparently actually here??) brother's expression more easily.]

Three weeks... December first? [This, too, is much more recognition than guesswork, for all it's a mix of both.]
ribticklers: (124)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-04 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Was that when you got here too? Guess I should've looked around more. [Has Sans just been missing Papyrus around town for three weeks? Well, that's not really a shock. He didn't go looking for anybody. He kept a vague ear to the ground for Asgore, but that was all. This leaves open the question of which version of Papyrus this is. Not one where he's dead, obviously, but besides that, there's too many possibilities. Sans has no idea what actually happens in other timelines beyond the conclusions he can draw from observation and guesswork. What was the anomaly like where Papyrus is from? Who's alive? He can't just ask.]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: COLLEGE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-04 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but... [Papyrus smile, more ruefully than he intends, and carefully does not sag against the wall. That sounds more like how Sans used to be, casually admitting to not working rather than casually doing things. Like Sans needs his good example - or at least a reassurance.]

I did plenty of looking around. But neither of us is very recognizable right now? Looking is probably not the solution to the problem here. [Listening is a little closer. But even then... It took them how many minutes to even venture the question? And that was making conversation without a real option to leave.]
ribticklers: (126)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-04 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
I could put up flyers, but I think they'd get taken down. [Also that seemed entirely pointless when he got there, and even now he can't quite silence the feeling of uselessness. There's also a joke there about Sans even bothering to put up flyers, though he doesn't realize it might not come across that way given their different expectations of Sans's work ethic.]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: BONE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-04 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
You think so? [He supposes he has seen a lot of looks and heard some comments, about how people are supposed to behave around here. Some of which went over his head, without their mysterious human context. But a blanket ban on fliers seems weird.] Well, that's paperworky enough that I'll accept that...

But! I'm all ears if you have other ideas. [He doesn't actually reach to his own ears, this time, but his hand moves a tiny bit before he stills it. A little bit pun, a little bit probing comment to see if Sans is surprised by them too.]
ribticklers: (133)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-04 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Paperworky? Is Sans doing paperwork in Papyrus's timeline?

Sans's eyes go from Papyrus's hand to his actual ears before they flick to the side, assessing everyone else. Assessing how many other people are here and whether they might be listening to him. That means looking at the misery all around them again, but Sans doesn't exactly seem surprised by it all. The misery at home was worse; he knew everyone there. All the humans seem pretty distracted.]


You'd better not be, two's more than enough. [Sans's grin quirks a little, acknowledging the joke. Seriously, it's weird. But okay, fine, ideas. Let's see how Papyrus reacts to Sans actually offering some, if Papyrus is from the paperwork timeline (temporary name).] If you're lookin' for anybody specific, that'd be easier. In general... I guess a lot of people are here right now, but it might not be the best time to do a survey.

[Still, it's not a bad time to get a look at a pretty large chunk of the people here, citizens and kidnap victims. Also, the suggestion of specific people was very intentional in hopes Papyrus might bring up some actual names and give Sans a better view of the timeline Papyrus is from.]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: YORICK)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-04 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe not while people are upset, or confused. [Concession, about the people around them, and faintest suggestion of explanation, about Sans's current demeanor. Suggestion, not suspicion, because he's feeling sympathetic. Why wouldn't Sans be on-edge and suspicious, alone in a weird world like this without Papyrus around boosting his spirits, after all!

Papyrus, of course, has had Papyrus to boost his own spirits the whole time. So it's fine and completely different.]


Probably no point asking around about Undyne... She wouldn't be quiet or crying. [And, of course, because she's on vacation. But if she weren't... If that fantasy hope of an idea had any merit...]

If she was here, she'd be running off wherever this attack is supposed to be coming from. [Voice fond and wistful, expression more bittersweet than he usually tries to let on.]
ribticklers: (124)

cw vague implications of suicide

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-04 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Undyne... Is she alive in Papyrus's timeline? No, the tone's all off, Undyne's definitely dead. Earlier, Papyrus said some of them went away. Some but not all of them. Sans must still be alive. Not Asgore, if the anomaly went all the way to the end. Alphys--stays out of the way, but--

Undyne is dead. Assume Alphys is too, like she is in his timeline, and don't think about it anymore. Sans's face has dropped again, a distant, haunted look in his eyes before he catches himself once more and smooths it out.]


Do we even know where that is? [Not that that would stop Undyne, if she was alive.] Assuming it doesn't get blown up, maybe I'll hit up the library later and see if I can figure it out. [Another job offered up, testing how Papyrus reacts to Sans offering to do some work.]
Edited (I don't want to use "again" twice in one sentence like that) 2023-12-04 18:20 (UTC)
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: EYEROLL)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-05 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus considers, casting his mind back through comments he's heard since coming in... Then tilts his head, for the curious way that the volume of different sounds changes with where his ears are, and listens more carefully to the repeating broadcast.]

No... I don't think they said. [Or, if they did say, it was a location he didn't recognize, and so forgot.]

So that sounds like a great plan. Better than asking anyone around here! I asked about puzzles, and that police chief just pointed me to some toys. [Here, an eyeroll and grumble. Whether it was confusion or deflection, he's still not sure. And the people who are openly weeping or trembling are, he suspects, not the best sources of tactical information. At least Sans is coming up with ideas, that's reassuring to hear.

He offers as concession:]
But, if hitting the unfamiliar books is a pain... We could always talk up a librarian.
ribticklers: (122)

confused by basic teamwork

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-05 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[No serious or joking shock about Sans offering to do research, just--acceptance of it, and an additional suggestion, like this is something Sans does all the time. Like their working on this sort of thing together is something that happens all the time? What timeline is Papyrus from?] Maybe puzzles are out of style here. [They'd been falling out of fashion at home, too, more perfunctory tradition than things really capable of stopping people. Papyrus was pretty much the only one taking them seriously. Or maybe humans weren't big on puzzles at all? Sans never paid that much attention in history class; he's not sure.] As far as book go, it'll depend on how unfamiliar they are. But sure, we can hit up the librarian too. [If this is now a group activity...? That they're... Doing together...?]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: RELIEF)

tfw the horrors of pressured conformity extend even into a bro's weird expectations

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, there's still no shock or confusion to be had here, even the joking kind. Papyrus nods with a relieved and satisfied smile at that agreement, instead. It's the relief that might be the giveaway, to Sans's eyes - relief that he's not alone, in puzzling all of this out.

Sure, Papyrus himself had maybe backslid somewhat into uncertainty and nerves and following others' leads, those first most disoriented days. And, well, maybe he's still not seeking all that much responsibility just yet, more tired deep in his bones than he'd care to admit. More relieved that the people who'd been looking up to him... aren't here, needing him, than he'd ever care to admit either. But... He still accepted that responsibility, and needs to try to get back to them. That will surely be easier with both of them working together, even with the terrible antique technology!]


I doubt they're too unfamiliar... [He muses aloud instead of saying any of that, with a glance off towards the man who mentioned ICBMs.] Who fights a war without knowing, where their opponents are from? If they don't know... Can you really call that a war? I call that an ambush.
ribticklers: (136)

even more important to sans tbh

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-06 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alright, so they're going to the library together. A brotherly bonding exercise of research. This is so weird. Sans's mental notebook of things to remember about acting normal now has an entirely new section dedicated to handling Papyrus.]

Is it really that surprising? [That's a bit darker than he intends to be (and darker than Papyrus would expect, not that Sans realizes), especially around all these humans, but he hasn't been given a lot of reason to feel great about that sort of thing lately.]
Edited 2023-12-06 20:01 (UTC)
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: SWEAT)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-07 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's surprising enough for Papyrus to shoot Sans a sidelong look, before he catches himself and directs it all around them to look for anyone else who might be close enough to listen in. It has been a unsettling couple of weeks... in which neither of them had known the other was, apparently, here.]

...Well. Maybe... maybe not. I guess it explains, a few things. If they're all like this to each other...

[Explains a few things like the war against monsters, back in the day, but also the more recent tragedies of the human that passed through. It's no wonder they had been so braced for violence, so sure they had to hurt others first as a way to protect themselves, if... this was the kind of world they came from. And maybe not a wonder that someone as occasionally prone to weird and bad decisions as Sans is, could get caught up in the mood too.]
ribticklers: (102)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-08 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Sans winces at that side-eye before he recognizes his face is moving on its own again and smooths it back over. Okay, no more jokes like that. This is what happens when he mostly only has himself to tell jokes to.]

Nevermind, what do I know? I'm kind of a bonehead. [That's a thing humans say too so he can annoy (and distract, hopefully) Papyrus with the pun without being obvious about it.]
spaghettimonster: (THANK YOU SANS (INSINCERE))

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-09 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. [The tone is that of a deeply, horribly, affectionately annoyed Papyrus. If he had any lingering doubts about whether or not this is really Sans, or someone pretending... Well, they're not completely completely gone, but wow. That negative self-talk deflection disguised as a pun is his brother, all over.]

Please, don't feel pressured to contribute that kind of joke. Your captive audience thanks you. [A wry tone, scrounged up from somewhere, as Papyrus glances up at the ceiling.]
ribticklers: (143)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-10 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[The fondness hits Sans in a wave he didn't expect; a tsunami caused by his brother's mild annoyance. He missed Papyrus. Sans missed him like crazy, and he hasn't let himself think about it at all. There's a strange mix of emotions on Sans's face--the probably expected delight mixed with a lonely desperation. He sweeps it all away again.] Aw, and here I was thinkin' this would be a great time to work on my stand-up routine.
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: EYEROLL)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-11 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Must I repeat... how captive this audience is? You know bad jokes make people want to leave. [And by people, he generally means Papyrus. And the captive audience beyond just himself is more captive than usual, given the way people trying to leave are being kept in here. For their safety, the radio's drone insists, but...]

...But, maybe some of the people around here... could use a distraction. Even if it's a terrible one. [He says this reluctantly. Not the 'terrible' label, he's sticking to that with regard to the skeleton jokes so old they're yellowing with declared mercy. But the idea of splitting up to go encouraging people, when they've only just realized the other is here... Well, it sits uneasily.]
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[personal profile] ribticklers 2023-12-15 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Sans eyes the crowd again. There are still people trying to get out and find children or husbands or wives. A symphony of screaming and crying and muttering in the artificial lighting of the shelter. Strange to see humans like this; it's a fun house mirror of home. Easier to look away from again, even if it doesn't sit quite right either. He looks back at Papyrus.]

Dunno, looking at it again, I'm pretty sure this is what anyone'd call a tough crowd. [Sans doesn't want to stand out in a small space he can't escape from, not that he'll admit to that. He doesn't want to wander off away from Papyrus either. He treats the suggestion like a joke, but it's strange that he can only decide it's probably a joke and not definitely one. If Sans is doing paperwork and research who knows what else he might be up to?] Looks like I'll have to keep practicing on you.
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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2023-12-15 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
No, you very don't have to do that! I'm the toughest crowd. You know this! [Or, Sans should know this. But probably he perfectly well does know this, and is just being annoying on purpose. Talk about nostalgic.

Papyrus gives another exaggerated eyeroll to hide the fondness, throwing his hands in the air for good measure, and takes mercy on the (more openly) scared people around them.]
How about, instead, you can tell me what you've been up to! For instance, have you been in a car yet?

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