"There's gonna be a next time. Or a first time. For all of us." She says this without any domineering slouch to her words-- it's just a fact of the universe, like the sky is blue and the Spurs are a shitty team. "You don't make shit like that if you don't wanna use it."

But if this guy wants to believe good behavior is actually rewarded, let him. It's not her job to tell people what's right.

"What kind of doctoring did you do, anyway? If you were a doctor." She can't picture him giving out lollypops.