Ah, yes, rice. Rice was one of the first meals she attempted, because her namesake ate it daily, and results were not encouraging.

Morgan stares into the void for a moment, a suffering woman who is cursed with Opinions About Rice in small-town 60s America. One of these days she's going to straight up build a rice cooker herself, because the shops here don't seem to have even heard of them.

"You never even had it once?"

What, is his family in the pocket of Big Pasta or something?