"Oh, er-" He pauses with a vaguely surprised look, that turns quickly to pride. "That's an excellent thing to observe, first of all, well done. But- no, as it happens. Helly does, but I'm- I suppose formally the title is 'househusband', but all the men here mostly think I'm a lazy arse resting on my laurels while my wife does all the work," he comments, and there's such open distaste in his tone, on his face, like he just sucked a lemon.
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