2022? Golly. So you know all about the smart phones, and the apps and... [He tries to think of other things his twenty-first century friend, Andy Davidson, has mentioned. He wants to seem savvy.] ...the Mulder and Scully variety act.

You'll probably feel like a fish out of water here in Sweetwater. Much closer to my time than yours. Oh, and you should probably know that the locals are absolutely nutters. Totally barmy. This town is deeply weird and if you talk about it publicly, they'll torture you.

But other than that, it's not too bad, as far as these things go.